Garrus Lovin’
A little while back the estimable Megan Patterson of Paper Droids needed some good screenshots of Garrus and FemShep makin’ eyes at each other. (She swears it’s not for porn, though I’m still holding...
View ArticlePancakes in Spaaaaaaace
Did you know that in the future, when we have finally conquered space travel, we will still be making breakfast the old way like a bunch of nincompoops? I uncovered this important information while on...
View ArticleThe Adventures of Space Mitten
One of my favorite (subtle) things in Mass Effect 2 is the load screen you see while visiting Ilium. What we have is the view of one of the space taxis from above. But, to me, it will always be…SPACE...
View ArticleI [Heart] Krogan
My little Grunty is growing up so fast. I’ve thought about it all day and all night, and I’ve come to the conclusion that my favorite race of aliens in Mass Effect are the krogan. The elcor ran a close...
View ArticleRosalind Franklin’s Tiny Moon in Mass Effect 2
Far, far away in the parallel universe of Mass Effect, you’ll find an unassuming little solar system called Skepsis. And in it you’ll find a teeny tiny moon orbiting a planet named Watson. Unlike our...
View ArticleSad Shepard, Utterly Rejected, Continues Mission
Shepard’s moment of contemplation early in Mass Effect 3, after being totally and utterly rejected by everyone in Mass Effect 2. Did you know that you can be completely and utterly romantically...
View ArticleL2 Rejection
For some reason it seems to be popular to bag on Kaidan Alenko, Biotic Sentinel and Staff Lieutenant of the SSV Normandy. For the life of me, I can’t understand why. Dude is tall, dark, and foxy. He...
View Article140 Character Video Game Descriptions
I love this Cracked piece where people submit their 140 character video game descriptions. Basically, the one about ME2 might be the most accurate thing ever. Check it out, if you aren’t too cool for...
View ArticleMass Effect: Observations
Three isolated observations from Kaylan following the publication of Kaylan’s Mass Effect Diary: Part 2. (Start from the beginning here!) These two Krogan are having the worst day ever. They just...
View ArticleKaylan’s Mass Effect Diary Part 3: Heartbreak and Dino-Man Love
Part 1, Part 2, Part In-Between I AM SO SORRY! LET ME EXPLAIN! So what had happened was… I may have forgotten to update as I played Mass Effect because I never really stopped playing. I collected my...
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